"Did Someone Order a Cunt?"

Alright, remember the last time you actually ran out of swear words to swear with?

Of course you do. Here are some words to help ensure you don't get tongue-tied the next time the maid washes your Man. United jersey with your whites.

And while you're at it, here's a picture for you to practise swearing at.


(courtesy of Kontraband.com)
Your Dad was in Brokeback Mountain

When your mate knocks at the door. Open it and say, 'did someone order a Cunt?'

If I throw a stick will you fuck off?

Go take your face for a shit! (put loads of emphasis in the word 'shit')

Thundercunt!

Hairybubbleofspunk

Son of a wankstained syphilitic motherless goat

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Cuntybollocks

Mongloid

Ya Fanbelt

You have a face like a slapped arse.

Cardboard face

Your mother is a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

Ass-raping-kiddie-fiddler

Are you Coconutman's love child?

ShitFacedCockmaster

Cum-guzzling thundertwat!

I used to have that exact same jumper! Then i got a job.

You so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped ya mama

Speculate on their mums hairy armpits. "She looks like she has got bob marley in a headlock"

You are as good as a cock flavoured lollypop

You have a face like a dropped pie!

Your face looks like it's been set on fire and put out with a shovel

Ebaums World Fan !

Fucknuckle

Twunt

Turbo cunt

Turd Botherer

Sheep enthusiast

She had a fanny like a wizards sleeve

An old classic. Hold up your middle finger and say "Smell your mum!"


Okay. If you're wondering, I didn't compose the above. I've got better things to do.

Audio posts will return on Wednesday, as I will be busy over Monday and Tuesday, orientating NAFA's freshmen. Hopefully that turns out well.

Until then.